Do it. Devour the bread. Savor the cheese. Experience the wine.
"I'm a pusher, Cady. I push people." - Tina Fey, Mean Girls
Screw toxic positivity. Feel your feelings, friends. We'll provide the nosh.
Organic popcorn - Grass-fed butter or Cinnamon Sugar.
Make it the Welton Special - Grass-fed butter, truffle salt, and nutritional yeast. Don't knock it til' you try it.
Small batch potato chips designed to be paired with wine and champagne.
Can you name this 90's reference? Warm and melty brie topped with hot honey and thyme. Served with bread and veggies.
Creamy hummus along with seasonal vegetables - raw or flash seasoned and baked. Served with mixed nuts, pickles, and hot pepper jelly.
The ideal pairing for a rage cry - perfectly grilled cheese bites. fontina, cheddar and gruyere and pesto to comfort your soul.
Add Prosciutto to get really rowdy.
Assorted Marcona almonds, cashews, and pistachios. Pair with some bubbles...because it's the right thing to do.
Warm up that ice-cold ticker with melty Burrata, pesto, and toasted bread.
You can have your olives. I heard they are delicious.
Black, green, and blue cheese stuffed.
It takes a village. Each piece is named after a woman (and one perfect gay best friend) that changed my life, saw my potential before I could, and continues to uplift those around them every day. Pick 4 per board. (Make it Haran Style on gluten-free bread). Also, alert us about any vegan, vegetarian, or dairy-free requests. Please no substitutions otherwise.
All hail the RBF Queen. Mascarpone, apples, pears, cinnamon, hot honey, and chopped nuts (ok, cashews) to really let you know she means freaking business. Strong, independent, and always down to drink bubbles - celebration, sadness, and anger - this girl shows up ready to kick ass and take names. "Who do I need to tell off right now."
No cheese for this curly-haired wonder. Pesto, eggplant spread, crispy prosciutto, pistachio pieces, sun-dried tomatoes, perfectly curled Italian parsley, and a side of some sweet dance moves. Best eaten while breaking down some sick beats in EDM songs or analyzing musical composition. Be gentle using the flatware as drum sticks.
Coppa, gruyere, red pepper spread, sunflower seeds, sage, and freaking BOSS level power. Best consumed with a red lip or Gossip Girl level headband. She makes the rules. She will rock high heels in middle school in her small town. Keeping it fancy yet deeply authentic.
Ok, my perfect homosexual soulmate. Let's roll with chèvre, smoked salmon, pesto, capers, fresh chives - and the signature BFF sweet treat of a Peppermint Patty on the side.
Bestie sidebar: "I honestly don't care what you put on bread dedicated to me because I know it will be DELICIOUS, but could you not make the bread super crunchy because like why would I willingly injure the roof of my mouth?! It's BANANAS."
Brie, prosciutto, apples, fig jam, chopped almonds, and fresh chives and ready to Momma Bear out if anyone even thinks about being mean to you. Then she'll take you to HomeGoods to make you feel better. Girl, you have to get that throw pillow. ASAP.
It depends. This attorney can't quite confirm, but documents have been submitted that it will have Havarti, salumi, hummus, zucchini, roasted red peppers, thyme, and pine nuts. This defense doesn't rest. She's here to advocate for those that can't for themselves.
Goat cheese, chorizo, hot pepper jam, and fresh chives for this little brilliant little fashionista firecracker. Maybe sing a little Shakira when it gets spicy.
Let's squash the patriarchy today. Seasonal squash, artichoke spread, fontina, soppressata, hot and spicy oregano, and a whole lot of women empowerment. She will remind you to tell your story. Share your pain. Let others feel seen and understood.
Garlic and herb soft cheese spread, calabrese, apples, hot and sweet pepper jelly, micro greens, and fresh thyme along with some saucy German flare. Often, showing up for yourself leads to a deeper love for your people and an astounding appreciation for your path and journey.
Du bist wunderschön.
Burrata, pesto, cherry tomatoes, sun-dried tomatoes, basil, and parsley - an adult classic on a youthful treat. You'll feel like popping in a VHS tape and watching a Disney movie.
Even with the best laugh around, this momma powerhouse means business. You'll find her raising a daughter full of authenticity, strength, and individuality along with embodying a true progressive partnership with her husband taking her last name. Sharp Cheddar, spicy capicola, micro greens, fresh rosemary, and it's ok if you ask with Mom style side eye.
You must say her full name for emphasis. Artichoke spread, roasted red peppers, manchego, and fresh basil. Any ideas of what else we should serve? My favorite boss who valued constructive feedback and collaboration through and through.
Did I mention I love a theme? Did I also mention I used to nickname boyfriends? At the end of the day, our experiences provide growth, understanding, and a deeper look into who we are. And sometimes, we just need a solid cry, a laugh, another cry, and a toast to the memories ... the good and the bad ones. Ask us about nominating an ex-boyfriend for our monthly, rotating and customizable charcuterie board.
Easy on the eyes, gentle on the soul, and kind to the heart. Hummus, sundried tomatoes, pretzels, veggies, Havarti, fontina, dill pickles, mixed nuts, olives, and hot jelly with a sweet treat on the side. While he's uplifting those around him, he encourages authenticity, emotional growth, and the release of stale mental models. Be the person you needed when you were younger.
It's important to remind you HE'S A MANLY MAN. Nothing girly here.
Meat and cheese. That's man food. *Insert a deep-voiced grunt*
Cheddar, mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, chorizo, ground mustard, pickles, roasted red peppers, mixed nuts, and bread with a sprinkle of psychological abuse. Let's consider this a Dude Lunchable....with some necessary bougie fixes by yours truly.
Only the finest. You'll feel like you're at the Ritz. Brie, gruyere, smoked salmon, capers, prosciutto, fig jam, vegetables, Marcona almonds, artisan crackers and don't worry, I won't make you do a triathlon before eating this divine charcuterie or shame you for a wrinkled dress or chipped nail. Remember, we're all beautiful messes.
After a long night of doing illegal underground street fighting, I'm sure a tasty snack would help with those feelings of childhood invalidation.
Sopressata, smoked salmon, hummus, gouda, chevre, vegetables, mixed nuts, eggplant and roasted red pepper spread to account for the emotional rollercoaster I was taken on. But one thing stayed true, he chopped wood as cardio. Therapy is also great cardio. Just saying.
Sneaking into senior citizen NYE parties, beach trips with our dogs, and then 5 years of living on his toxic ex-boyfriend radar. But his dog was the best. Burrata, manchego, calabrese, coppa, artichoke spread, vegetables, mixed nuts, pretzels, and popcorn to satisfy the most complex cravings.
Tiny pickles, chorizo, Jamon, stuffed olives, gouda, goat cheese, vegetables, ground mustard, and crackers. Let us know if you would like us to nickname this board for you. We promise it's healing. And fun.
It's ok to stay mad... you knew you deserved better. Hold the grudge... you know your worth. Be emotional... vulnerability and connection are crucial to growth and health, but mostly, it's freaking beautiful. It's your journey.
My gentleman friend needs this. It's his self-care and coping mechanism.
The only part of camping I can get on board with. With your own mini campfire, graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows, make your s'more to your liking.
Add cinnamon and sugar or almond butter to take your treat to the next freaking level.
An assortment of cookie butter, chocolates, apples, pears, bananas, cinnamon and sugar popcorn, brie, mascarpone, pretzels, and mixed nuts. Reminiscent of the early dating days my hot executive coach where dinner was cookies and champagne. Skip the savory and go straight here.
If brunch is wrong, I don't want to be right.
- Almond Butter, bananas, cinnamon, organic honey, sunflower seeds, and sea salt
- Avocado, gruyere, everything bagel seasoning, crispy prosciutto, and rosemary
- Grass-fed butter, cinnamon, and sugar
- Fontina, avocado, roasted red peppers, arugula, and thyme
- Jamon, whole grain mustard, gruyere, and sage
- Cream cheese, cucumbers, and microgreens hot honey
- Mascarpone, fig jam, apples, cinnamon, cinnamon basil
- Smoked Salmon, capers, cream cheese, chives, dill
Celebrate brunch with a mimosa flight spread for the table. Includes a bottle of sparkling wine with fresh local orange, pomegranate, and apple cider juices as well as fresh seasonal fruit and rosemary to garnish.
Start your weekend with a perfectly brewed french press coffee. Customize with oat or almond milk, cinnamon, pumpkin spice, almond, or lavender syrup.