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RBF, Your Authentic Champagne Bar.

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Champagne & Wine, Oh MY.
You Bread My Mind.
The RBF DD.
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  • Home.
  • Champagne & Wine, Oh MY.
  • You Bread My Mind.
  • The RBF DD.

  • Home.
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  • You Bread My Mind.
  • The RBF DD.

You Bread My Mind.

At RBF, We Highly Encourage a Bubbly, Carby and Cheesy Lifestyle.


Do it. Devour the bread. Savor the cheese. Experience the wine. 


"I'm a pusher, Cady. I push people." - Tina Fey, Mean Girls

RBF No-Tipping Model

We are proud to offer a living wage/no-tipping model for RBF. 

This means that our menu pricing reflects a living wage and sick leave for employees. We hope to include healthcare and profit sharing once RBF gets up and going. 

We encourage additional tipping for exemplary service and experience.

There will be a 20% service fee for parties of 6 and more. 


Thank you for helping to support those in the community.

Please remember that our staff does not control pricing or inflation for that matter. 

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Your Snackiest of Menus.

Snacks.

Screw toxic positivity. Feel your feelings, friends. We'll provide the nosh.

I'm a Bit Kneady.

7

Boulted Bread Ciabatta toasted with truffle and garlic butter.

Brrr My Cold Heart.

18

Warm up that ice-cold ticker with Burrata, pesto, cherry tomatoes, and toasted bread.

A Chickpea is Neither a Chick Nor a Pea. Discuss Amongst Yourselves.

18

I'm a little verklempt. A new take on our hummus board: Hummus, pinot griot and fig cheese spread, and pesto ... with veggies, crackers, bread, mixed nuts, dried fruit.  

Olive you, but No.

9

You can have your olives. I heard they are delicious. 


Charcuterie Boards. 30

Did I mention I love a theme? Did I also mention I used to nickname boyfriends? At the end of the day, our experiences provide growth, understanding, and a deeper look into who we are. And sometimes, we just need a solid cry, a laugh, another cry, and a toast to the memories ... the good and the bad ones. Ask us about nominating an ex-boyfriend for our monthly, rotating, and customizable charcuterie board.

The Hot Executive Coach.

Easy on the eyes, gentle on the soul, and kind to the heart. Hummus, Calabrese, sun-dried tomatoes, soppressata, goat cheese, crackers, veggies, Havarti, dill pickles, mixed nuts. While he's uplifting those around him, he encourages authenticity, emotional growth, and the release of stale mental models. Be the person you needed when you were younger.


Pick a spread of your choice:

- Pesto

- Artichoke cheese spread

- Hot Pepper Jelly

- Stone Ground Mustard 

- Eggplant Spread

The Suit.

Only the finest. You'll feel like you're at the Ritz. Cabernet cheese, gruyere, salami, prosciutto, pickles, dried fruit, vegetables, mixed nuts, and artisan crackers, and don't worry, I won't make you do a triathlon before eating this divine charcuterie or shame you for a wrinkled dress or chipped nail. Remember, we're all beautiful messes. 


Pick a spread of your choice:

- Pesto

- Artichoke cheese spread

- Hot Pepper Jelly

- Stone Ground Mustard 

- Eggplant Spread

The Lumberjack.

After a long night of doing illegal underground street fighting, I'm sure a tasty snack would help with those feelings of childhood invalidation. Coppa, fontina, ubriaco al cabernet cheese, prosciutto, and mixed nuts to account for the emotional rollercoaster I was taken on. But one thing stayed true, he chopped wood as cardio. Therapy is also great cardio. Just sayin'. 


Pick a spread of your choice:

- Pesto

- Artichoke cheese spread

- Hot Pepper Jelly

- Stone Ground Mustard

- Eggplant Spread

Go Sports.

This board is $35


It's important to remind you that he's a MANLY MAN. Nothing girly here. Straight up meat. That's man's food *deep voiced grunt*. Salami, coppa, calabrese, prosciutto, and mixed nuts with a sprinkle of psychological abuse. Let's consider this to be a Dude Lunchable with some necessary bougie fixes by yours truly.


Pick a spread of your choice:

- Pesto

- Artichoke cheese spread

- Hot Pepper Jelly

- Stone Ground Mustard 

- Eggplant Spread

The Big Fucking Mistake.

IYKYK. Manchego, vegetables, asiago, cabernet cheese, mixed nuts, dried fruit, and a lot to unpack with your therapist.


Pick a spread of your choice:

- Pesto

- Artichoke cheese spread

- Hot Pepper Jelly

- Stone Ground Mustard 

- Eggplant Spread


 It's ok to stay mad... you knew you deserved better. Hold the grudge... you know your worth. Be emotional... vulnerability and connection are crucial to growth and health, but mostly, it's freaking beautiful. It's your journey. 


Bruschetta. 30

You will receive one of each of the following bruschetta pieces. Swap out for Gluten-Free bread and/or Dairy-Free cheese for an additional $2 for each option.

  • Pesto, gruyere, crispy prosciutto, pistachios, sun-dried tomatoes, and oregano. 
  • Goat cheese, coppa, sweet and spicy pepper jelly, marcona almonds, and arugula with a touch of truffle oil. 
  • Artichoke and garlic cheese spread, havarti, Calabrese, roasted red peppers, and pine nuts.
  • Eggplant spread, salami, manchego, cherry tomatoes, sage, and a drizzle of hot honey.


Let's Not SugarCoat This.

My gentleman friend needs the sweets.

That's a S'moré.

20

The only part of camping I can get on board with. With your own mini campfire, graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows, cookie butter, and some other fun treats to make your s'more to your liking. 

For 2 people $20

For 4 people $24

For 6 people $26


Resting Brunch Face. Coming Soon!

If brunch is wrong, I don't want to be right. Keeping the themes going with all the special animals in my life. Brunch is available Saturdays and Sundays from 12 pm to 3 pm.

Michael's English Muffin Brunch Bruschetta Board.

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Pick 4 for the ultimate brunch experience. Blow your mind with the Mimosational Wreck add-on. 

The Pheebs.

Almond Butter, bananas, cinnamon, organic honey, sunflower seeds, and sea salt

The Reginald.

Avocado, gruyere, everything bagel seasoning, crispy prosciutto, and rosemary

The Monkey.

Grass-fed butter, cinnamon, and sugar

The Chloe.

Fontina, avocado, sweet and spicy jam, roasted red peppers, arugula, and thyme

The Muffin.

Coppa, whole grain mustard, gruyere, and sage

The Cleopatra.

Cabernet jam

Mimosational Wreck.

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Celebrate brunch with a mimosa flight spread for the table. Includes a bottle of sparkling wine with fresh local orange, pomegranate, and pineapple juices as well as fresh seasonal fruit and rosemary to garnish. 


Have a smaller, yet still important, baby mimosational wreck for $10.

Everything I Brew, I Brew it for You.

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Start your weekend with a perfectly brewed french press coffee. Customize with oat or almond milk, cinnamon, pumpkin spice,  almond, or lavender syrup.  Upgrade to the big mama french press for $2

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