Champagne & Wine, Oh My (And other Good Stuff).

40% Chardonnay 40% Pinot Noir 20% Gamay

Cremant de Bourgogne, France

Brioche, earthy, with hints of citrus and red fruits. Perfect blend of empowerment, feminism, and "Let's talk shit about my ex while listening to Taylor Swift."

Mauzac, Chenin Blanc, Chardonnay Blend

Languedoc, Limoux, France

Clean and crisp! White flower, with a hint of lemon curd. It will put a pep in your step. If you like a vodka soda, you will like this crispy treat. 

50% Chardonnay, 50% Pinot Blanc

Cremant de Alsace, France

Have a love affair with Melanie. She's crisp with green apple. Sexy AF.

100% Gamay

Beaujolais, France, France

You're assertive, not aggressive. You're passionate, and emotional. You're not a boss babe or a boss bitch, you're a boss. This brut nature has a strong minerality that makes you realize, you don't have to be polite when you're uncomfortable. 

Torrelles De Foix, Spain

Classic cava. Ask your server about what else you might like!

100% Ribolla Gialla

Primorska, Slovenia 

White peaches, lemon zest, and a delightful tropical feel that makes us love this saucy addition.

100% Grillo

Trapani, Sicily, Italy 

Ciao Bella! This salty, Italian broad is a great step to take from prosecco. It's beautifully crisp, floral, granny apply, with a smidge of apricot and pear. 

100% Grüner Veltliner

Klosterneuburg, Austria 

Pears, apples, and peaches oh my! Pair this couch crusher with a viewing of "The Sound of Music" and you'll believe this was one of Maria's favorite things.

100% Colombard

Valle de Guadalupe, Mexico 

Slightly off dry with some fun honeysuckle and jasmine florals on the nose. 

60% Voskehat 40% Khatouni

Vayots Dzor, Armenia

Apple, pear, lemon, honey, and some gorgeous earthy tones. Don't ask us to pronounce the names of the grapes though.

100% Vermentino

Riverland, Australia

She's summertime in a glass. Let's lay on a blanket in the park, read a smut novel, get annoyed with children invading your space, and get a little tipsy. She is a little tropical, the perfect amount of salty, a splash of green apple, a dash of passfruit, and, of course, a little grassy. Give her a try!

100% Riesling

Pfalz, Germany

She's got a bite and a lot of attitude. Lots of apple and citrus and really showcases how special German wines are!

100% Chardonnay

Simonsberg, South Africa

She's sunny, citrusy, and will dazzle you with her dissertation on the societal impact of Vanderpump Rules. This zero sugar dosage lady shares her subtle notes of melon, pineapple, and hibiscus flower with an edgy minerality.

100% Verdicchio

Marche, Italy

With zero dosage, this clean, acidic, and crispy lady is showing off. And a sparkling verdecchio?? What?! With a little lemon, melon, and the right amount of yeast, you'll be brushing up on your Italiano for your next epic vacay. 

100% Furmint

Tokaj, Hungary

This Eastern European hasn't even heard of RBF. She's a serious bitch and acidic AF. She will slap you in the face just for giggles. Big bursts of yeast, honey, lemon, and a lot of rock lickin' notes. She's not messing around. 

40% Chardonnay 30% Pinot Meunier 20% Pinot Noir

This boss will drink fragile man tears out of her "fuck the patriarchy" coffee mug, end her emails with a period instead of exclamation point, and destroy you with her eyes if you ask her to smile. Big and bold, bursting with bread, and a punch to the face with some citrus... call it sour... I call it attitude. 

40% Chardonnay 30% Pinot Meunier 20% Pinot Noir

She'll charm your pants off, but definitely not afraid to give you a much needed side eye of judgement. White fruits, pear and peach, with a sharp sense of humor finish. 

70% Pinot Noir 30% Pinot Meunier

An RBF crowd favorite with notes of green apple, pear, toast, with some bitchin' minerality. She works on her people pleasing conditioning with therapy, boundaries, and using "No." as a complete sentence. Growth is cool. 

100% Chardonnay

This blanc de blanc stunner takes up space, tells you like it is, and lets you know your mansplaining isn't necessary with a knowing smirk...as "The Smallest Man Who Eve Lived" plays in the background. This bold bitch has some green apple, a little brioche, and some well rounded citrus at the finish.

100% Pinot Noir

This feisty broad is ready to conduct a deep dive investigation on the person you're talking to from Hinge. She will be your emergency call to get the hell out of a date. She'll go to battle in your honor.  With notes of golden apples, pears, honey and a touch of nuttiness like her.

100% Pinot Meunier

She's the black sheep, middle child of the champagne grape family. She's independent, doesn't make a fuss, and feels a little forgotten when Chardonnay and Pinot Noir get all the attention. When she breaks away from the family, she shines freaking bright. This showstopper has tasting notes of candied fruit, honey, citrus, and insane minerality.

50% Pinot Meunier 30% Chardonnay 20% Pinot Noir

This boss will drink fragile man tears out of her "fuck the patriarchy" coffee mug, end her emails with a period instead of exclamation point, and destroy you with her eyes if you ask her to smile. Bold lady with some yeast, lemon, yellow apple, and a punch to the face with some moussiness and biscuits... lots of attitude. 

50% Pinot Meunier 30% Pinot Noir 20% Chardonnay

Don't tell her she's bossy. She's assertive with some top notch leadership skills. She enters a room and you should listen. This bold, toasty, baked apple pie of champagne pairs perfectly with your boss mode.

20% Chardonnay 40% Pinot Noir 40% Pinot Meunier

She was an early voter that sported her "Childless Cat Lady 2024" shirt. She voted for the prosecutor of criminals instead of the criminal. Let's celebrate not going back. Let's get political with notes of apple blossom, almonds, honey, peach along with lots of acid and a boatload of chalky goodness.

25% Chardonnay 20% Pinot Noir 55% Pinot Meunier

Le sigh. You'll feel like you're sitting in a lounge chair taking in the views and vines in the Chavot in Champagne. Lots of mousse, peach, stone fruit, and a bready finish. Oui Oui. 

50% Pinot Meunier 50% Pinot Noir

She definitely is expressive... most of her stories are told with hand motions. Her soft, fruity, and chalky notes makes you want to overshare with her. It's ok. We're here for the TMI. You will get a plethora of bright citrus, hunts of orange marmalade, with a yeasty finish.

60% Pinot Meunier 30% Chardonnay 10% Pinot Noir

Team Blake or Justin? You KNOW we will be Team Blake until otherwise proven. We will always believe women, even if they have been rude in an interview. Ask yourself - what biases do you carry wih you without realizing? Notes of stone fruit, green apple and pear wrapped up with some solid moussiness and bready goodness.

80% Pinot Meunier, 15% Chardonnay, 5% Pinot Noir

I see you. Organizing those Town Halls, bringing those protest signs to the rallies, and fighting for our democracy. Thank you for you grit, passion, and knowing that when their isn't equality for everyone, we all suffer. Fight the good fight with this golden apricot, orange marmalade, and almond croissant. 

79% Pinot Meunier 19% Pinot Noir 3% Chardonnay

Huda, woulda, coulda, shoulda. This emotional Raleigh native is the perfect pairing for your Love Island USA lady chats. She's not toxic - she was just love bombed. Discuss. This champagne is just as emotional - big yeasty brioche but with surprisingly crispy cool on the back end. She's tangy. 

55% Chardonnay 30% Pinot Noir 15% Pinot Meunier

Bought by Bollinger, she's giving grower champagne but out of a Big House. Kinda like a Nepo Baby with talent. This one gives mousse with honey, apple tart and grapefruit notes, with hints of roasted nut and coffee. 

55% Pinot Noir 30% Chardonnay 15% Pinot Meunier

Yellow Label classic. We love this one, but we REALLY love grower champagne. If you like this, give Phillipe Fontaine a go. 

80% Pinot Noir 20% Chardonnay

This Grand Cru kid is a quiet storm. With a strong family history, you'd think she'd ride their coattails, but she holds her own. She's got a little toastiness, raspberry, lavender, and leaves your mouth with some floral magic. 

75% Pinot Noir 20% Pinot Blanc 5% Chardonnay

"I'm Speaking." We're not going back! First female president energy. Enough said. Tasting notes of apple skins, clove, dried flowers, and orange blossoms. 

100% Pinot Noir 

She is a confident woman, having a steak and a bottle of champagne at the bar all on her own. 

She don't give a shit. 

50% Pinot Noir 50% Chardonnay

She's the tits. This brut nature powerhouse will fucking knock your socks if you love a perfectly balanced dry bub. Beautiful notes of citrus with a soul of slate and stone. Lots of bubbles, lots of acidity... I'd marry her. 

55% Pinot Noir 30% Chardonnay 15% Pinot Meunier

Veuve has remained strong in their rosé. Lots more love and attention to this one, and absolutely worth the extra bucks. 

100% Pinot Noir

It's a FEMININOMENON! This women-owned champagne will make you feel the female empowerment! She'll be isshyour hype girl with aromas of yellow apple, lemon peel, and black tea. She gets bitchier when you taste the salinity, creamy mousse, apples, and honey.

40% Chardonnay 35% Pinot Noir 25% Pinot Meunier

True story...I dated a dude that worked for Taittinger. I had champagne on the mind even in my 20's. That's the love story that never fades. Write that down. This woman dominated big house has notes of honey, white flowers, vanilla, and brioche with a touch of peach...which is funny because... in case you were wondering... the man I dated from Taittinger was certainly not a peach. 

64% Chardonnay 36% Pinot Noir

Don't body shame her. She's got all the curves and she will rock that crop top. She's perfect. Full-bodied, lots of mousse, creaminess, and a bitch slap of lemon. She's not messing around. 

100% Chardonnay 

She's extra. Like guacamole at Chipotle. Fake fur at brunch? Why not. Champagne at a a barbeque? I mean duh. A pants suit and pumps on an airplane? She's on a runway...it only makes sense. This one gives notes of lemon zest, slight marcona almond, along with the most perfect apple and pear you've ever tasted. Absolute crisp perfection. 

100% Chardonnay

One of my favorite of the Big Houses, I celebrated the opening of RBF with this powerhouse. She is fucking stunning.

55% Pinot Noir 45% Chardonnay

This rosé champagne is classy AF. She's old money with no need to flaunt labels. She gives perfection, and you will still find her enjoying her favorite girl dinner of Caseser salad, French fries, and champagne. This bubbly has notes of fresh picked berries, guava, lychee, cherries and wild strawberries.

45% Caladoc, 37% Syrah, 5% Cinsault, 4% Rolle, 3% Carignan, 6% others

Vin de Pays de Mediterranee, France

83% Grenache 17% Syrah

Village of Mazan, France

Pinot Grigio

VIpava, Slovenia

Chenin Blanc, Pinot Gris, Malvasia Bianca

Central Coast, California

Pinot Gris and Reisling

Willamette Valley, Oregon

100% Sauvignon Blanc

Marlborough, New Zealand

100% Louriero 

Ponte da Barca, Portugal

Pinot Grigio

Veneto, Italy

Salon Blanc

Menetou-Salon, France

Riesling 

Kremstal, Austria

80% Pinot Gris 20% Pinot Blanc

Santa Maria, California

100% Chardonnay

Vin de Pays d'Oc, France

Chenin, Chardonnay 

Willamette Valley, Oregon

Cabernet Sauvignon

Victoria, Australia

Cabernet Sauvignon

Sonoma Valley, California

Montepulciano 

Montepulciano D'Abruzzo, Italy

Pinot Noir 

Leyda Valley, Chile

Sangiovese, Syrah, Merlot, Petit Verdot - "super tuscan"

Tuscany, Italy

Pinot Noir

Williamette Valley, Oregon

Toscano Rosso

Tuscany, Italy

Cabernet Franc

Chinon Rouge, Italy

Tempranillo

Paso de la Coxera, Spain 

Malbec

Cahors, France

70% Merlot 30% Cabernet Sauvignon

Bordeaux, France

Her mom and dad agreed on my name, but not the spelling. As a tripod kitten, she loves to terrorize her older kitty sister, will whore out for tuna, and is the best of all worm and bug catchers. This little festive drink is strawberry reduction, lemon, simple syrup, mint, and sparkling water. A little tart... just like our 3-legged gal.

She has a double wiggle... two parts at different speeds. Give her a stuffed animal that she can adequately murder by tearing out it's squeaker and she's happy. This tiny dog has pineapple, orange juice, nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, a dash of ginger, and sparkling water.

She is the epitome of an RBF. She's 14, a little cranky, but the ultimate queen of the palace. Bring her the snacks and brush her thoroughly, peasants. This saucy gal has watermelon juice, agave, lime, sparkling water, with her signature black salt rim. 

Simple, yet pretty fucking dramatic. This big doodle baby didn't get the memo that she's not a lap dog, but give her a treat and let her lay in the grass in the sun - perfection. Brighten your day with orange juice and sparkling water. 

Everyone deserves the bubbles. Leitz Eins Zwei Zero Alcohol Sparkling Riesling or Rose - served chilled with fruit garnish and sprig of rosemary.

With 5 mg of Delta 9, this little slice of hemp heaven is my go-to for when I need to literally take a "chill pill." Helps with the occasional Menty B. 

With 10 mg of CBD and 5 mg of Delta 9, this bev will make you feel good... like how we did before women's reproductive rights were taken away.

Pineapple and Blood Orange flavors.

• Juice - Passion Fruit, Orange, Peach
• Mexican Coca-Cola
• Spindrift Sparkling Water - lemon, blood orange, grapefruit

Celebrate brunch with a mimosa flight spread for the table. Includes a bottle of prosecco or cava with orange, passion fruit and peach juices.

Not in the mood for a whole bottle? It's ok. We're not here to judge. 

Get a monster mimosa experience at $14!